Every day you learn something new. On todays itinerary, Psychology 101.
Tensions mounted between Team Hobo Kitchen and Team Ihop. Nate and Mochello made a pizza power play, stealing Stevie G. from our camp.(for those of you keeping score, he lasted 2.5 days. That pays out at 3:1 if you got your bets in on time. He lasted a little longer than expected! Congratulations to the winners, you can collect at the next show)
So, if you watched todays video update, hopefully you learned a few things too.
1) Nate is the great instigator. (I did like that bit of Instakarma that slapped him in his corporate-food-loving stomach… Hope that iphone’s ok!
2) Stevie G’s a fair weather friend! Wave a slice of pizza under his nose and he goes all Benedict Arnold faster than Ricky Bobby on his best day.
3) Mochello’s a narc. He’ll do anything to ensure he can get his pizza fix, even if it means selling out his friends to the PO-9 in an effort to shut down our kitchen so pizza can be on the menu every meal….
Root and I had some fresh cooked cheeseburgers and have enough bread and cheese left over for grilled cheese tonight. I think this war is more aptly titled Team Road Warriors vs. Team Corporate Commandos….
Disclaimer: All feuds described herein are exaggerated for dramatic intensity.