The Instigator, the Narc, and the Fair Weather Friend

Every day you learn something new. On todays itinerary, Psychology 101.

Tensions mounted between Team Hobo Kitchen and Team Ihop. Nate and Mochello made a pizza power play, stealing Stevie G. from our camp.(for those of you keeping score, he lasted 2.5 days. That pays out at 3:1 if you got your bets in on time. He lasted a little longer than expected! Congratulations to the winners, you can collect at the next show)
So, if you watched todays video update, hopefully you learned a few things too.
1) Nate is the great instigator. (I did like that bit of Instakarma that slapped him in his corporate-food-loving stomach… Hope that iphone’s ok!
2) Stevie G’s a fair weather friend! Wave a slice of pizza under his nose and he goes all Benedict Arnold faster than Ricky Bobby on his best day.
3) Mochello’s a narc. He’ll do anything to ensure he can get his pizza fix, even if it means selling out his friends to the PO-9 in an effort to shut down our kitchen so pizza can be on the menu every meal….

Root and I had some fresh cooked cheeseburgers and have enough bread and cheese left over for grilled cheese tonight. I think this war is more aptly titled Team Road Warriors vs. Team Corporate Commandos….

Disclaimer: All feuds described herein are exaggerated for dramatic intensity.